things i have learned about australia....
posted by AMackid at 11:21 AM
i am the girl that can talk for hours about science fiction. i order a big mac, fries and a DIET coke. i leave my car windows open but lock the doors. i am a natural athlete, yet i cannot get a child-proof cap open without help. i am smart enough to build a nuclear reactor, but i still tie my shoelaces togther sometimes. i am routinely outsmarted by small appliances. i trip over "watch your step" signs. i had once believed the swiffer to be the pinnacle of human acheivement, but then i discovered mashed potatos in a bag....... i laugh too loud, i drink too much and i love too deeply.
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Dear Mr. Wombat,
Guess what? I just can't wait to come over and visit..!! I'll surely be there in early 2007!!
P.S. (Have I sent this early enough to make it onto the VIP list?)
P.S.S. (Maybe I could bring over some snow to help with the cooling process... I have plenty to share!!)
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{I found the satellite bit especially funny lol}
i had front row seats to a titanic struggle between my friend and a wombat.
my money was definitely on the wombat. (plus, the creature was ten times as adorable as my friend.)
are you sure he doesn't want to move here? those skylights don't look like they could hold snow?
tee heee heeeeeeeee.
hehehehehe.....Great to meet you Ann, I'm Zoe a friend of l.Sparrow's and I happen to be an Aussie chick!
Your dear husband has a great sense of humour!
(Some aussie slang for you to work out)
Love ya post, gone bananas,catch a wom in ya privy and you'll be larkin up the nearest gum! lol
Horoo, dont let ya bed bugs bite!
Zoe xxx
*sigh*
i actually understood that. i think i am ready to immigrate... :-)
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