there's a joke that goes something like, "if three wisewomen would have come intstead of three wisemen, they would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought practical gifts."
i am the girl that can talk for hours about science fiction. i order a big mac, fries and a DIET coke. i leave my car windows open but lock the doors. i am a natural athlete, yet i cannot get a child-proof cap open without help. i am smart enough to build a nuclear reactor, but i still tie my shoelaces togther sometimes. i am routinely outsmarted by small appliances. i trip over "watch your step" signs. i had once believed the swiffer to be the pinnacle of human acheivement, but then i discovered mashed potatos in a bag.......
i laugh too loud, i drink too much and i love too deeply.
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a much better gift than 'frankincense' if you ask me. what would a new born deity do with a quart of oil of Lebanon anyway?
there's a joke that goes something like, "if three wisewomen would have come intstead of three wisemen, they would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought practical gifts."
bwa hahaahahaha!
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