three phases of dating the typical aussie male:
posted by AMackid at 6:49 PM
i am the girl that can talk for hours about science fiction. i order a big mac, fries and a DIET coke. i leave my car windows open but lock the doors. i am a natural athlete, yet i cannot get a child-proof cap open without help. i am smart enough to build a nuclear reactor, but i still tie my shoelaces togther sometimes. i am routinely outsmarted by small appliances. i trip over "watch your step" signs. i had once believed the swiffer to be the pinnacle of human acheivement, but then i discovered mashed potatos in a bag....... i laugh too loud, i drink too much and i love too deeply.
5 Comments:
how very profound. i must date an aussie man.
(i was planning on it anyway. they have such gorgeous accents ...)
this is my second - and hopefully my last (meaning i want to keep this one)!
they are good men, on the whole, and wonderful lovers ;-)
Livestock? I'd proceed with caution, it may be the classic slip where you accidently cry out the name of a former lover...
I would use names from a sci-fi point of view.
i'm yours. :)
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