the joys of online dating, part the second

real letters from an internet dating inbox....


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my name is corina.i am 29 prof of french.i am engaged with a freek man who is 38 doctor. we are friendly and good persons.classy couple. i would like to invite you in greece this summer to spend holidays with us in a greek island. best wishes corina

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thank you for the invitation. i would love to come. however, i cannot leave my 78 year old mother alone. is it ok if i bring her as well? oh yes, she also has a dog that she cannot leave. we will be bringing her along too. thank you for the invitation; please send details soonest.

annie

ps: i love souvlaki. i hope there is lots


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dear ma
i am an ophan , please can you adopt me ? am in africa now. an 18years old and my name is seyi, hope to hear from you. if you want my picture i will send it for you please leav your email .

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hello dear.

contact me when you become a heart specialist. then we'll talk adoption.


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Compliment of day to you,I am Smith by name an African,a Mechanical Engineering student in Malaysia,I understand you might have been recieving different massages from different person most times but intentions of individuals are different,iam interested in knowing you if you dont mind.I would love to know more about you. I might be a stranger to you,I believe persons who are lovers to were once a stranger,and it the intention of that so called stranger that matters. Much love.
Smith

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dear smith

i am too compliment you this day. i also am african of nigeria, i am daughter with great yoruba chief Ogun, Oya, Sango,Obatala,Obatarisa ,sanpono, ofo emi ile, gbigbona, olode, esu, and Iku ojiji, many greetings.

i have many massages here and my intentions are husband and much money. for this i also give massages.

do not be stranger. send cash if you dont mind.

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Hi, please let me introduce myself. I am Saheed Usman. A citizen of Nigeria. I reside in Cotonou Benin Republic of West Africa.
I am a graduate of structural engineers in my country Nigeria. I came from an Etnic group called the Igbo in southeast of my Country. After my graduation in the year 2000 as an Engineer. I Spent three whole years in search of job.

A friend of mine gave me a travelling opportunity to one of the African countries called Cotonou Benin Republic .Where i am presently residing. Working with a consultant firm as a Seceretary. Which is different from my profession. I am 31 years of age. Slight dark, and 1.7m tall as regards to height. My weight is 80kg.

I came across your information in a adult yahoo love chatting site today. and decided to write you as regards to Marriage proposal I shall give you all necessary information about me if you want. I am capable to suit you. L have what you are looking for. I am honest, gentle kind to an extent. Not only that I am handsome also a Caring guy.
I Prayed to God almighty since I have made up my mind to get married to a woman for my life. No matter the nationality
whom I shall care for. And she could in return care for me both in sickness and in Health. We shall remain as husband and wife. Forever. Therefore I want you to consider my proposal base on a personal decision.

Dear, I want you to give an attention to my marriage proposal with kind reply stating your interest .I promise to be of a good marriage material by the grace of God. You will not regret of knowing me as a Testimony husband..
Hope to receive your reply as soon as possible.
Thanks Saheed Usman


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Igbo? Hmmm... usually my nigerian suitors are yoruba. is this a step up?

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hey i am a 26 year old and i have a thing for older girls and i know what i like and girl you are it so if you like email me at chris_rXXX@hotmail.com i will talk to you later sugar

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does your mother know what you are up to???