The GashleyCrumb Tinies, Part the Second*

With all regard to the great Ogdred Weary:

A is for Andy ~ thought I was a fool

B is for Brett ~ so unspeakably cruel

C is for Colin ~ ran back to the wife

D is for Darren who ruined my life

E is for Edward, so sad and forlorn

F is for Frank's great addiction to porn

G is for Grant, simply destined to fail

H is for Henry who landed in jail

I is for Ifan, whose life was a failure

And J is for James; he’s that knob from Australia

K is for Karel with the horrible skin

L is for Liam who was just way too thin

M is for Marc who went back to his ex

N is for Nicky who just wanted sex

O is for Oliver ~ sad and confused

P is for Patrick who made me feel used

Q is for Quentin who said I was fat

R is for Rick, done in twelve seconds flat

S is for Stephen who thought he was funny

T is for Thomas who stole all my money

U is for Uwe who wouldn't stop talking

V is for Victor, arrested for stalking

W is for Warren who was a double-fister

X is for Xavier who slept with my sister

Y is for Yannick who gave me a disease

And Z is for Zoltan, who I’m certain had fleas.

*some names have been changed to protect the nasty; don't ask me why...