Now that i think about it, the placements of those "stains" are odd. The one on the arm, sure, we've all done that, but the others, so close to the arm like that? I've looked through my [vast] library of books on positions, but I'm just not seeing anything that might leave a stain in that spot, much less four. I have to ask: were midgets or dwarves involved? (Not my thing of course, but I don't judge others...)
i am the girl that can talk for hours about science fiction. i order a big mac, fries and a DIET coke. i leave my car windows open but lock the doors. i am a natural athlete, yet i cannot get a child-proof cap open without help. i am smart enough to build a nuclear reactor, but i still tie my shoelaces togther sometimes. i am routinely outsmarted by small appliances. i trip over "watch your step" signs. i had once believed the swiffer to be the pinnacle of human acheivement, but then i discovered mashed potatos in a bag.......
i laugh too loud, i drink too much and i love too deeply.
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Buy a new couch?
get a nice throw or couch cover...... that's not so much fun...... Sarah
ask Martha Stewart....
Use stain remover on the whole thing - bring it outside and hose it down, leave it to bleach in the sun for a few days.... right as rain!
M
Now that i think about it, the placements of those "stains" are odd. The one on the arm, sure, we've all done that, but the others, so close to the arm like that? I've looked through my [vast] library of books on positions, but I'm just not seeing anything that might leave a stain in that spot, much less four. I have to ask: were midgets or dwarves involved? (Not my thing of course, but I don't judge others...)
Hee hee hee.... its out of the section of the Kama Sutra deemed "to risque" to publish.....
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