i am the girl that can talk for hours about science fiction. i order a big mac, fries and a DIET coke. i leave my car windows open but lock the doors. i am a natural athlete, yet i cannot get a child-proof cap open without help. i am smart enough to build a nuclear reactor, but i still tie my shoelaces togther sometimes. i am routinely outsmarted by small appliances. i trip over "watch your step" signs. i had once believed the swiffer to be the pinnacle of human acheivement, but then i discovered mashed potatos in a bag.......
i laugh too loud, i drink too much and i love too deeply.
2 Comments:
There's never a fireperson around when you need them. Thank the hallowed ones for political correctness.
JC Strolling Across The Pond
LOL! This is just too funny. Actually, thinking about some poor woman catching fire because of these dreaded fashion statements is amusing to me ;)
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