but i stumbled over it on the 'net and nearly fell over laughing:
posted by AMackid at 10:11 AM
i am the girl that can talk for hours about science fiction. i order a big mac, fries and a DIET coke. i leave my car windows open but lock the doors. i am a natural athlete, yet i cannot get a child-proof cap open without help. i am smart enough to build a nuclear reactor, but i still tie my shoelaces togther sometimes. i am routinely outsmarted by small appliances. i trip over "watch your step" signs. i had once believed the swiffer to be the pinnacle of human acheivement, but then i discovered mashed potatos in a bag....... i laugh too loud, i drink too much and i love too deeply.
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Sure...;)
I posted a question on yahoo asking who wrote this..I got the following answers.."I don't know" "you did?" and "george carlin"...Well, obviously I didn't..."i don't know" isn't a legitimate answer, so I'd have to go with George Carlin. He's a comedian, but other than that I've never heard of him.
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF GEORGE CARLIN???
God, i feel old........ :D
No, I've never heard of George Carlin!
:)
*laughs* clever. who sits around and thinks these things? or do they have random illicit revelations at odd times?
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