to my friends who also happen to be engineers, i ask you: whose job is it, exactly, to measure french fries and ensure that they are compliant with current legislation, and what qualifications are required for such a position?
i am the girl that can talk for hours about science fiction. i order a big mac, fries and a DIET coke. i leave my car windows open but lock the doors. i am a natural athlete, yet i cannot get a child-proof cap open without help. i am smart enough to build a nuclear reactor, but i still tie my shoelaces togther sometimes. i am routinely outsmarted by small appliances. i trip over "watch your step" signs. i had once believed the swiffer to be the pinnacle of human acheivement, but then i discovered mashed potatos in a bag.......
i laugh too loud, i drink too much and i love too deeply.
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You measured them didn't you?
Don't worry, being compulsive obsessive - SO DID I!
They sent me an entire box due to the low quality I had found ...... could I borrow ten pounds of lard?
tee hee heee
Clearly for the signature look and improved taste that will surely attract customers, right..? ;)
whatever happened to the 3 main choices, "curly fries," "regular fries,", and "waffle fries"..?
Now, when one goes into a restaurant must one answer questions such as "length?", "thick, average, or thin?", and "time fried"?............
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