who the heck takes pictures in a grocery store? Are you going shopping at 4am? I want pictures of YOU taking pictures...... I need., I want, I must have..... :)
Agent Mackid, your reconnaissance of local grocery retailers has not gone unnoticed by senior officers here at IMF head quarters. We have a new mission for you.
Your mission should you decide to accept it is to gather surveillance photos of a reported alliance between two disparate subversive elements; Lime & Coconut. Reports indicate that a Brother and Sister bought them for a dime and then drank them both down. We have single photos on file but are unable to move forward with an intervention to their activities until we can record their presence together. We need evidence of their presence together at the same time and location. We have gathered intelligence they may be at the coordinates below. These can be entered into your IMF tracking system (or you can just cut and paste them into Google maps)
N43 43.231 W79 20.330
No belly aching Mackid we need this done.
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If captured the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your existence.
Very educational. I remember there sued to be rock n roll bar on Yonge St. named the Coq d'Or. Of course, to open the door, you had to grasp the knob and ... (censored for the sake of anyone's Anglican career)
i am the girl that can talk for hours about science fiction. i order a big mac, fries and a DIET coke. i leave my car windows open but lock the doors. i am a natural athlete, yet i cannot get a child-proof cap open without help. i am smart enough to build a nuclear reactor, but i still tie my shoelaces togther sometimes. i am routinely outsmarted by small appliances. i trip over "watch your step" signs. i had once believed the swiffer to be the pinnacle of human acheivement, but then i discovered mashed potatos in a bag.......
i laugh too loud, i drink too much and i love too deeply.
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must
bite
tongue...
Of course...definitely.....might want to pass on this brand though.... ;)
and for only .79 canadian dollars for each ah.. experience.
Do you get FlyBuy points too?
soup scandal.
grin ....giggle giggle.....
who the heck takes pictures in a grocery store? Are you going shopping at 4am? I want pictures of YOU taking pictures...... I need., I want, I must have..... :)
Dear Annie,
I am somewhat concerned that at times you can be a titch too literal.
Agent Mackid, your reconnaissance of local grocery retailers has not gone unnoticed by senior officers here at IMF head quarters. We have a new mission for you.
Your mission should you decide to accept it is to gather surveillance photos of a reported alliance between two disparate subversive elements; Lime & Coconut. Reports indicate that a Brother and Sister bought them for a dime and then drank them both down. We have single photos on file but are unable to move forward with an intervention to their activities until we can record their presence together. We need evidence of their presence together at the same time and location. We have gathered intelligence they may be at the coordinates below. These can be entered into your IMF tracking system (or you can just cut and paste them into Google maps)
N43 43.231 W79 20.330
No belly aching Mackid we need this done.
This message will not self destruct in 10 seconds. It will in fact probably be on the internet for all eternity (even if this blog is deleted) via Google caching.
If captured the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your existence.
(Cue the music)
"i said doooooooooctor! is there nothing i can take?
i said doooooooooctor! to relieve this bellyache?
i put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both down...."
ooooh, that's gonna be going through my head all day!! :)
Oh my gosh..that song was played on a commercial in the U.S. a few months ago..and that commercial was on all of the time...
Gee...thanks for bringing back such wonderful memories...
Why, Annie, why??? :D
Alas, just when I thought I could finally rid that song from my head...... ;)
don't look at me!! its BROCK'S fault!!
'-P
;)...
Your right...I'm sorry for blaming you...Can you forgive me? lol ;P
Very educational. I remember there sued to be rock n roll bar on Yonge St. named the Coq d'Or. Of course, to open the door, you had to grasp the knob and ... (censored for the sake of anyone's Anglican career)
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